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Turntablebroseph started following you
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Bro?
patrocluspursued said: Oh, English. It didn’t actually happen. Stop being such a sissy baby.
What! Im no sissy baby or whatever i am a friggin man goodness! Besides im not crying so hmph!
Oh, well then, I apologize.
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englishfisticuffs replied to your post: Strider! Ive procured you a gift of sorts! Er well.. I was told it was a good idea! You seemed rather befuddled and sore.. I thought i would attempt my hand at putting you in a better mood.
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Thank you.
englishfisticuffs asked: Strider! Ive procured you a gift of sorts!
Whatever for?
It’s funny because I wasn’t being cute.
Kittens are cute. Jake when he gets a new comic book is cute.
Dirk Strider is not cute.
kittens are fucken adorable and jake is always cute
ur cute in a diff way ikdna like bad ass cute
My mental image is of a hamster with a machine gun.
Thank you for that.
What?
BAMF or exceedingly handsome yes, but I don’t see where you’re getting cute from.
i’m getting cute becuz that’s how one generically describes it when ur being cute!!
*generally
It’s funny because I wasn’t being cute.
Kittens are cute. Jake when he gets a new comic book is cute.
Dirk Strider is not cute.
There definitely is an extrapolanordary amount of us. I’m starting to lose count. Not to mention ridiculous cool originality points.
omg
ur extrapolanordary cute rn just saying lmao
What?
BAMF or exceedingly handsome yes, but I don’t see where you’re getting cute from.
And my dear Mr. English, also coincidently a dude, is rather sensitive. Sorry, Ron. There’s lots of other Dirks that would love to swordfight with you, I’m sure.
ah well can’t say a dude didn’t try lmao
tho there seem to be an extrapolanordary amount of swordfighting yous al over the place so im not too upset lol
There definitely is an extrapolanordary amount of us. I’m starting to lose count. Not to mention ridiculous cool originality points.
